Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 2016

A fool and his money….- Please, forgive me if I use the above comment again (possibly several times) in the upcoming strips.

If he could time-travel to our present, he might buy Hef’s house.

Good grief, with all the hype you’d think he just won $1.6 billion.

Yes, spend some $ on wine women & song, waste the rest.

Somebody in Florida shared last night’s winning number. I wonder if it’s a friend, or relative, or if they owe me any money ?

Ah, I come here for my news. So somebody(ies?) won the $1.6, eh? Good luck to ‘em. To have to manage that much money and protect myself from all the crooks and kidnappers who want some of it would make my life hell.I worked out that if all the possible winning numbers were made serial numbers on dollar bills and the bills laid end to end, they’d go all the way around the equator with enough left over to reach from New York to Los Angeles. Well, all ya gotta do is pick just the right one….

A couple of days ago, I saw a clip of someone buying a Powerball ticket. When asked what he would do if he won 1.6 billion dollars, his answer was, “Lots of hookers and cocaine”.

“Dating”? Is that the correct verb?