Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 17, 2016

Vermessee ? I think I had some of that with marinara sauce last night.

If we become Georgerado, will it be legal here?

Oklavania…

It’s January. Half the people driving on the streets of Phoenix are from Ohio already.

Not a good idea mixing Kentucky bourbon with Las Vegas.

Satchel acting goofy and Bucky being Normal ? ………..

Surely don’t see a pairing between Texas and Quebec working out.

A pairing between Quebec and ANYWHERE won´t work out, nearly a third of them are French and you know how arrogant they are …. almost as bad as the English.

“South Boston…Alabama!” – old Chuck Jones reference.

I don’t remember voting for Québec to join the US. Is this why our options were “yes”, “no” and “else” in the last referendum?

He did say it needed international co-operation however gun totin’ frenchmen would be interesting to see but snail eating Texans might be too much.

Alaskorida

Utahoe, Delakota, Kansafornia, Coloming. lol.

With further international cooperation – Alberinia and Sas Carokewia

And the District of British Columbia

Dang! y’all ain’t bin paying’ ‘tenshun. The West coast, from ’laska downta ’fornia is now Cascadia. Don’ need internashunel agreement fur that.

How about three states? Georgia, Illinois, and Michigan = Gilligan!

no way…uh uh…I’m NOT living in Floregon!!!

If you combine the Appalachian almost-state (failed state) of Franklin and with Kanawha (initially proposed name of WVa )with Maryland (pronounced in Balmureese as Murlin)That sign on i95 north from DC would say Welcome to Frankanwhamur, Hun.

quebexas!!! yes, barbecue and croissants

To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Quebec got on better with Texas than it does with the rest of Canada.

Holy crap is that finally a new strip from Conley? Miracles do exist!

I sent a request to Canada a few months ago for a mercy annex should Trump win the election. Conley, I feel that you are toying with me.

Ha! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who is aware of the rampant jingoism common to both Quebec and Texas. They deserve each other.

Poor Quebec though.

Texas and Quebec could compare notes on secession.

Put me down for South Delakota (capital: Doverre). We were the First State, we should get Mount Rushmore!

Illilina, North or South.

Quebexas would be stuck in a race condition – how fast Texans buy firearms and the pace at which Quebecois could register them in a gun registry.

And you’d have everyone driving 85 mph as if they were the only thing on the road with an assault weapon in the back…. that might end up leading to some terminal incidents.

Massabama… how would they say “chowday?”… that would be one fugly accent.

I kind of like the idea of Quebexas on one level. They are natural allies. Each one has a sizable population that wants to secede from the rest of the country.

this is one time that not only was i compelled to read them, but i actually enjoyed virtually all the comments

California and Kentucky?

CaliFu… never mind