Close to Home by John McPherson for January 11, 2016

Well, it was a fun ride while it lasted. Maybe that’s why they make some of those chairs with seat belts.

Don’t sign the contract if it has “A-Whirl” in the name.

That or she was a super mean old B-word so karma kicked in and a little green monster hotwired her chair lift to go extra fast wonders if anyone ’ll get that reference

She coulda been rushing to the bathroom at the top of the stairs.

Wheeeeeeee!!!!

As has been said so many times…it is not the speed that kills……..

Thanks John…..I needed a good laugh this morning.

I’ve got a vague memory of this being used in a murder mystery. Now it’ll drive me nuts all day trying to remember.

Wired it to the 220 line.

Aunt Gert’s nephew Tim installed it.

Just don’t fall down!

Seeing this reminds me of a question in the TV commercial. When it says they stop if there’s an obstruction, what do you do in an emergency and there’s something blocking it from going downstairs?

To bad there wasn’t a window there, It would be just like the one in movie with Gizmo.

@derdave969

Possibly “Homicidal” directed by William Castle.

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/archive?name=head-falls-off-wheelchair-victim.html