Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 29, 2010

Cliff, such a downer you are…

The over/under on the tenure of that alliance: 48 seconds.

A new motto for the R.U. Sirius:

He who smelt it, dealt it.

They need Sirius help.

“Vive la France”?

It may be a copyright infringement from Galaxy Quest

A new slogan. A new slogan. Nope, I got nuthin’.

new motto: we must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate*

*JFK, inaugural address, 1961

Just ask them which of the attackers gets stuck with Cliff - that will start an argument and break up the alliance for sure…

You know, Digital Frog, that just might work.

Of course, the same effect might be achieved by asking who gets mind-wiped Brewster or homicidal maniac Pam.

This is what happens when you forget where you left your towel.

Give them Pam. She’ll do a “Salt” on them and they’ll surrender. As for the motto, modify it to “Never surrender, but make tracks out of town at warp speed!”

I think Cliff meant to say “We’re going to need a bigger space station.”

Brewster should call on “The Force” or the “Enterprise” since he and his are obviously not ready. Or maybe call the north Koreans to help negotiate for them…Good luck

Their motto is a song title? In that case, I vote for “Another One Bites the Dust”; it’s a cool song, and perfect for battle.

BTW, look the the guys’ positions in the first and last panels. Apparently, what they saw scared them so much that they closed the viewport and about-faced.

“When the going gets tough, I’ll see ya later!”

I always thought that Cliff would prefer a strategic retreat to a surrender.

^Show me where the surrender is and I’ll retreat to it!

With those three on the job, I’m not even gonna cash out my 401(k).