Garfield: Somebody put this green thing on my sandwich.
Jon: This is lettuce.
Garfield: Name it, take it to a movie, keep it as a pet, but I'm not eating it!
Aaaah yes, tomato and lettuce with grilled onions and cheese on an In-N-Out double-double. Have that with a Foster’s Freeze blackberry shake. Pure heaven.
I’m definitely an omnivore, that’s why I’m always on my seefood diet. But I have to admit that I’ve never had a MLT, even though it’s highly recommended by Miracle Max.
Frankly, I’m surprised he’s even eating the bread. My two cats once got a hold of half of a burger and proceeded to eat the meat and cheese while leaving the bun untouched. Maybe I just have strange cats.
A strip after my own heart. I don’t eat lettuce unless I absolutely have to. My plate at a salad bar is everything else. Iceburg lettuce is a weed and should be eradicated.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Aaaah yes, tomato and lettuce with grilled onions and cheese on an In-N-Out double-double. Have that with a Foster’s Freeze blackberry shake. Pure heaven.
sheplives almost 9 years ago
It could be worse, Garf. It could be a slimy, soggy avocado. EUGGGH!!! (shiver)
codycab almost 9 years ago
And yet he’s ok with eating a simple house plant. He’s actually like me: picky, picky, picky.
n8cwhite almost 9 years ago
I thought it was mold….
Wren Fahel almost 9 years ago
I prefer my sandwiches and salads separate. Let me change that. I prefer my sandwiches, and salads can be in a separate STATE.
Joseph McFarlane almost 9 years ago
I eat from the four food groups: beef, chicken, pork and donuts!
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
I’m definitely an omnivore, that’s why I’m always on my seefood diet. But I have to admit that I’ve never had a MLT, even though it’s highly recommended by Miracle Max.
ndeflon almost 9 years ago
This is me when I order a tuna salad on toast to go. I say “lightly buttered and don’t even THINK of putting lettuce on it.”
pcolli almost 9 years ago
To me, raw tomatoes have no taste, but cooked ones have.
Comicmaster67890 almost 9 years ago
Could of been egg salad
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Frankly, I’m surprised he’s even eating the bread. My two cats once got a hold of half of a burger and proceeded to eat the meat and cheese while leaving the bun untouched. Maybe I just have strange cats.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Lettuce not put that green thing in Garfield’s sandwich again, Jon!
xxx
nmchris almost 9 years ago
A strip after my own heart. I don’t eat lettuce unless I absolutely have to. My plate at a salad bar is everything else. Iceburg lettuce is a weed and should be eradicated.
mail2jbl almost 9 years ago
That’s how I feel about the lettuce I find on my lunchmeat sandwiches at work.
linsonl almost 9 years ago
I LOVE a BLT for breakfast.
awelcruiz almost 9 years ago
I am so GMG-ing this.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
I tell people I gave up veggies for Lent.
Odie's best friend over 2 years ago
ME!!!