Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2016

“Actually no. I’m a werecamel, and I’m just waiting for the full moon to rise.”

My spirit guide tells me her crystal ball is about to smashed on her head.

Now he’s telling me you’re angry, very very angry…

No, no, no….The answer is Saturday!! Her hearing aid must have fallen out again, He asked her if it was Thursday……

I was going through some old photos yesterday and I found the photo of a sign I made sometime in the 1970s, in front of a house in west Ft. Worth, TX.“PHYSIC READER WITHIN”.

Why do they ask you for your credit card number? If they were psychic, they would know already.

Is all that part of a bad dream? Not exactly ‘dry humor’ here. Being so good, she must do lots of business. Problem, what is he crawling from? So how did he get to from where or other? And, is that someone else way back there? So manyintriguing questions; really scary scene.

Why is he in a business suit and still wearing a tie?And not “tie-fighter” jokes.

Yah think?

And her guide is Captain Obvious?

“Fool moon”? Bit of a Freudian Slip, there, NG? :-)Just what makes your source of the “rules” of creatures that don’t exist more accurate than those in some movies?And I have no idea what your last sentence means. Are you saying that you are some sort of Were-creature? :-)

They can change any time, or not. In a full moon, the change is mandatory. And tonight is a full moon.

See the alien on the far right? We thought his ship was a space rock until it made 14 right angled turns. Female driver trying to parallel park.

It’s a cartoon people. A funny one too. I remember a psychic hotline commercial from years ago. In one scene the psychic is wowing someone on the phone with “You have an elderly relative that is ill.” Gee, that’s amazing! Imagine an elderly person with a health issue? A fool and their money are soon parted.

I remember those awful “Miss Cleo” ads that aired during the 1990s and early-2000s. I knew she was a fake and always wanted to ask her if she was so good, why couldn’t she predict the 9/11 attacks?

You do realize, don’t you, that “actual stories” doesn’t mean true? How, exactly is it “an error” if the subject is in the realm of fantasy? The writers of the movies have just as much right to “the rules” as you do.

It’s a Trick..Uh, just BTW, how did she Know to wait for him right at That Spot?.