Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 14, 2016
February 13, 2016
February 15, 2016
Transcript:
Panel 1: Celebrity INTERVIEW! with your host...CHIP CHIPSON! Panel 2: "Time for a VALENTINE'S DAY CHAT with match-making MVP DAN CUPID!" "Climb aboard, Chip!" Panel 3: "What's on today's agenda, Dan?" "I'm trying to find a "soul mate" for..." Panel 4: "...MARTY WRIGHT, aka DAD!" Panel 5: "How's that going?" "Not well, Chip. Dad's a tough case." Panel 6: "Can't you just shoot some random passerby with one of your love darts?" "That's against regulations." Panel 7: "I'm not allowed to make two people fall in love unless they're BOTH attracted to one another!" "There's a creepy guy over there." Panel 8: "So...where does that leave Dad?" "Sadly, Chip. it leave him in LOVE LIMBO!" Panel 9: "He's been rejected by all the available women, so now he focuses his affections on women who are UNavailable!" "What does that mean?" Panel 10: "Stay tuned for an all-new "Total Divas." "Hello, LADIES!"
GravityFallen almost 9 years ago
I missed the Nate comics, glad to see Mr. Pierce hasn’t forgotten about them.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 9 years ago
In short – the apple doesn´t fall far from the three.
n8cwhite almost 9 years ago
Meh, happy valentines day everyone.
I’m positive mine will turn out like Charlie Brown’s.
kinggroovy almost 9 years ago
it could have been worse… he could have been interviewed by Uncle Paul tsss tssksssss
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
OK then.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
With some TV babes and a magazine perfume ad, that’s a date — technically.
Queen Blackbeard almost 9 years ago
I think this is the first time we hear Nate’s dad’s name: “Marty”
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago
…..hey, I did that with Marilyn Monroe and it didn’t exactly turn me into that guru who lives alone at the top ’o the mountain!!
FlashFan1234 almost 9 years ago
I know Total Divas. WWE started it.
gusty1345 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He could lose the lame facial hair for a start..
chuck_henebry almost 9 years ago
Great Peanuts / Charlie Brown call-out in panel 2!
HFTaylor12 almost 9 years ago
Haven’t seen Chip Chipson for a while!
SupaTeen almost 9 years ago
I never knew Nate’s Dad watched that show XD I remember when that show first appeared!
SupaTeen almost 9 years ago
Am I the only one who actually knows about this show? lol
Jquiring5275 about 7 years ago
I’ve just noticed that Nate’s “Dad” drawing looks a lot like Jorji “Potatoman” Costava from Papers, Please
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Who does Dan Cupid work for?
TheJustinator over 4 years ago
Cloud9… Ahhh…
NateWrightOffical about 4 years ago
I kinda feel bad for my dad… SIKE
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 3 years ago
I keep confusing Biff and Chip (the dudes in Nate’s comic)
elmo the dancing puppet about 3 years ago
one of my closest friends passed on this day
ileshbruhed over 2 years ago
has anyone noticed that nate has been a 6th grader for over 10 years?