Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 26, 2010

George Noory warned that this would happen on the radio last night. The people from Area 51 are on the way here.

Well… that does it, time to get a new grill.

or how about ” i am NEVER going to let you light the grill again”

Oh no…that’s where we buried our millenium time capsule.

What would you like on your pizza?

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Thanks, Tony.

I see your mother dropped in!

Hey hun, I don’t remember you telling me your mom was dropping in today…

How about……… “That expensive grill we got on the internet doesn’t seem like such a bargain now, does it?”

New volcano? In our backyard??

Whoa, Stan! Easy on the lighter fluid next time!

Next time I won’t make the chili quite as hot.

It was from BP’s new line of Super Safe-T grills…

OR

It was a new Southern Oil Deep Fryer for seafood… BP is selling them now to raise funds for itself.

As I said, one more recall and I would bury it.

I was grilling gulf shrimp… BP guaranteed they were safe.

“Swallowed his house right up, Huh? I hope Sparky’s alright.”

“So this is where the economy tanked!”

Who’s Pete?

I’ll have to agree with canada411. He’s got it!

Ahh bleeep, did I forget to take my bowling ball out of the oven when I was drying it off?

I told you the outdoor toilet would come in handy after your bean dip.

I knew Oprah was going to leave a void, but I didn’t think we’d actually be able to see it.

I didn’t know pelicans could do that. OR Well, my office isn’t untidy anymore!

I told you that you shouldn’t feed the dog beans in the summer.

I knew that Duck wasn’t a Pelican..

Yep, It’s time to send them back to school.

Did our new gas grill come with a warranty?

On the bright side, it’ll make for a great hot tub.

Too much charcoal starter.

Its ok, I have a money back guarentee on my interplanetary rocket ship kit.

Well Gramps! So much for a double pinch of me old gunpowder in my coffee this morning, for the old knee pains does me good and don’t hurt no one.

The next time you see the “check engine” light blinking please let me know.

Well Gramps! So much for put me a double pinch of me old gunpowder in this coffee. It won’t hurt nobody and does me knee pain good.

” So…instead of barbecue, how about some take-out? ”

ya think maybe ya had the mower blade set too low, dad?

Ok Ty Pennington… your Extreme Makeover demolitions are getting a little ridiculous.

Ha! I told you I knew my head from a hole in the gound.

Wow. Worst case of flatulance I’ve every seen.

Yup. BBQ season is officially here.

I guess it really was rocket fuel.

And if you look REEEEAAALLY hard, you can see Obama’s approval rating.

But the label said it was safe for septic tanks.

“I wonder what that is that they’re cooking in China?”

Man, those sinkhole is all over the place.

Maybe hell’s getting too hot, need to vent of the heat

Well, that pelican was near-sighted & colorblind. mistaking the grass for ocean.

A little too much lighter fluid, ya think????

I was gonna, Tony, but there’s not a chance you’re going to go political and put my Obama comment in your strip. ::grin::

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“Anyone else smell Chinese food?”

jeez… Don’t you think that was a bit overkill for a gopher…?

See! I told you that those fire-ants were going nuclear!

Well… look at it this way… its “deep” fried.

Looks like Crankshaft got the charcoal lighter fluid and gas mixed up again!

I knew that vein in your mothers forehead was going to explode when I told her we were moving

Call Sarah Palin. We can see China from here!

That’s the last time he’ll light a cigarette in an out house.

When you asked about the beachball, this is not what I meant when I said “blow it up in the yard.”

I knew I shouldn’t have mixed Mentos with his dog food …

“Looks like our neighbor is practicing his golf swing again.”

Well so much for Warehouse 13 Bar B Que sauce…

We ran out of A1 so I tried C4.

It’s getting harder and harder to find a legal place to smoke.

You let LIO do WHAT?

W O W, what did you put in the septic tank????

W O W, what did you put in the septic tank????

Um….well Kids …uh Happy Fourth Of July…

Nice try honey, next time let me do the cooking.

” I guess gasoline isn’t a great alternative to lighter fluid”

never invite the mythbusters over to a bbq

He did win the Baked Bean eating contest

Now is a good time to build that fallout shalter we talk about.

Kiddie Pool Overload!!

GREAT captions, but I, too, think “Canada 411” has it! LOL

No one said deep frying a turkey would be easy.