Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 9 years ago

    Rat you and Goat are wearing ties. You should have seen this coming.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Offer him some “liquid refreshment,” Paris — I want to see his head explode.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    Next panel, Rat gets very furious when he finds out the party is too classy to stock beer.

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    Aye, Goat, I’ll have a wee dram of Scottish Dew and a pint of the dark.

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    juicebruce  almost 9 years ago

    I’ll have a glass of Port…………Thanks !

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    Sandfan  almost 9 years ago

    Anything other than a beer and a shot is hoity toity and snooty to Rat.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I worked with a guy like that. Instead of saying he was hungry, he would say that he was famished!

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    Egrayjames  almost 9 years ago

    Rat seems upset….offer him a “hot beverage”. I’ll have a Red Bull and a Jaeger bomb!

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    txmystic  almost 9 years ago

    I think he meant “May I procure a potable for you?”

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    I do enjoy seeing Rat apoplectic. Maybe he’ll have a stroke, and his head will explode, Sherlock Watson….

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    StCleve72  almost 9 years ago

    Rat wearing a tie is like putting lipstick on a……hey, where’s Pig?

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    kaffekup   almost 9 years ago

    “Would you like a serviette with your libation, Rattus Norvegicus?”

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    Rat, just ask for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and your cares will be gone.

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    cindyorch  almost 9 years ago

    get over yourself rat…nobody likes you or your kind.

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    KEA  almost 9 years ago

    “drink” is ambiguous – it may refer to any beverage, but lots of people would interpret it as alcoholic.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Don’t get him started talking about taking his “morning constitutional”.

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    Shimmery Mermaid  almost 9 years ago

    … could be A LOT worse, tho … he could have offered him “Dewshine”.

    http://allday.com/post/7203-teens-die-after-mixing-mountain-dew-and-racing-fuel-in-a-desperate-attempt-to-get-drunk/

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    heatherjasper  almost 9 years ago

    I think I would act like Goat to some people, particularly my family, to annoy them. It seems my sort of style.

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    Why the heck did he invite Rat?

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    peabodyboy  almost 9 years ago

    I’ll have a wee crusheen of your best poteen, ye ould bollix..

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    abbybookcase  almost 9 years ago

    i’d like a libation, too. make mine a double

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    knight1192a  almost 9 years ago

    Come now, Rat. Just how many people throw a cocktail party anymore unless their either sophisticated or trying to act sophisticated. He already got you twice when he welcomed you to his cocktail party and then offered you a beverage.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    In this part of the world it’s illegal to advertise that alcohol is to be served at a private function. Means a lot of beating-around-the-bush on posters for office parties etc. — Goat’s euphemisms get a lot of work!

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    dukeallen  almost 9 years ago

    Nothing that calls for a tie can be fun.

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    mwproto Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    May I

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