Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 10, 2016

I can relate. That happens to me all the time.

To save time for those pondering, it’s supposed to be a Phillips-head.

I am so tempted to write something I shouldn’t. I’ll just leave it to everyone’s imagination but that screwdriver really looks like a ______! There, that’s so much nicer. I am Canadian, after all.

Odette, a wood burner….?

You can’t say that Brewster doesn’t have drive.He just doesn’t know how to apply it.

Did he borrow that from Pam ?

It looks like a sonic screwdriver. I don’t see what the problem is.

This must have been the last strip ever made. :)

Why would something even have a self destruct device?Besides, that is an extra cost item. Who pays for it?Ok, we the taxpayers pay for it. Dumb question.

They’re screwed

BOOM!

Wouldn’t matter, It would self-destruct while Brewster tried to remember the rhyme, Let’s see…. Lefty, hefty. Righty O? .But, with any luck, Brewster also programmed the self-destruct mechanism, and when it runs down to zero, all that will happen is that the ships’s toilets will run backward.

No problem, Brewster has a Swiss Army knife in his pocket, he just has to take off his suit to get it.

Jokes often don’t make logical sense, it’s just something you have to accept.

Is this the end of Brewster Rockit? Is Tim retiring? Is this is his final strip? Tune in tomorrow, same b̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶!̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶!̶ comics page to find out!

“We know we can count on you, Brewster!” will make it into the next edition of “The 700 Stupidist Things Anyone Ever Said” — assuming anyone survives who heard her say it.

“We’re counting on you. Roger.”“Phillip.”“Come again? Roger”“Nope, just Phillip.”

Ah, you see, that’s where you went wrong, Pam: Counting on Brewster…

When you launch this rocket, sometimes something goes wrong and the rocket, instead of heading for London, turns and goes right toward Hitler’s castle. So you learn to put explosive charges in the frame so if necessary you can rip the rocket open and the thrust goes in all directions and the rocket just falls harmlessly onto some farmer’s house.

Recently a couple of American firms decided to hire China to launch one of their comm satellites. The Chinese Long March lifted off, cleared the launch pad and service tower, then tipped over and flew around the countryside on a merry jaunt, ended up powering downward into some village, obliterating it. Chinese news said there was no problem, but reporters saw caskets by the hundreds. Incompetent imbeciles saved expenses by putting no range safety features in there at all.

The end.

Coyote, I saw a Sonic Screwdriver too. All Hail the Doctor!!!

“We can count on you…. Brewster……. <WE’RE DOOMED!>