Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 18, 2016

The armadillo almondaise is to die for…

I recommend our Awesome Possum.

the roadkill bar & grill

Their business is picking up.

The squished toad soup is to die for!

In this place you must be careful where you tread. Sorry if this joke is a little flat.

Well then, just carrion, my good fellow!

I’ve never tried the pit bull pot pie

The pole cat parmesan is piquant.

I’ve been to that place. Walk right in it’s around the back; just a half a mile from the railroad track…

I recommend the “Oodles of Poodles”, with noodles.

All these sound so delicious. Not!

In our state it is legal to pick up road kill but not hitch-hikers. Think about that one for a moment.

It’s a market on the roll!

I’ve heard it said that if you hit roadkill in Kentucky, you’re allowed by law to swerve off the road and hit up to two side dishes.