Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2016

Time to launch Henry. And a few ala-kazots from the wand.

If this means what I think it means, you’re going to WISH the Huns were attacking.

War of the Worlds??

Unleash the Ewoks.

I was always amazed there was a society that was capable of intergalactic travel, telekinetics, and mind control, yet developed dumb stuff like the AT-AT.

Even the Elephant

You are doomed.

built for the local terrain … why were the HORSE so good in war.. 500 years ago… (terrain).. 2000 years ago..

History will tell you.. learn it.

AT-ATs are pathetic when it comes to anti-personnel protection. A guy with a light saber, grappling hook and a satchel charge can take one out easily.

“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…..”

String up a couple of logs in the trees so the logs can smash it.

I thought the Rebels trashed all these things in a previous film…

Crap! Do I need to watch all six again, just to see if I missed something?

Shortcomings notwithstanding, the AT-ATs proved to be quite the asset for the Empire during the Battle of Hoth.

You will need the Wizard for this one!

“Look at that-AT!”

Come to think of it, I believe just one of President Obama’s drones could whoop it.Not “only one could,” but “any single one could.”

Don’t worry they won’t hit you

Star Wars Week?