Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2016

Putting the irate in pirate.

Come on in… take a weight off.Don’t worry about yer garb….jest come as you arrrrrr…..

A 4th grade girl got me with this one….She asked me what a pirate’s favorite letter was…Of course, I said Arrrrr…..But she said, with a big smile on her face, “Nope! P for pirate!” and then she skipped away….

BTW, I’ve heard stories about those pirates, I think the dude’s just trying to hook up…

Anchor’s a weight….My boy…Anchor’s a weight…..

“Lay anchor over there, me boys”“Angkor Wat ?”

Sometimes he just feels that the weight of the world is on him.

Oh. I sea what he did there!

That gave him a sinking feeling. He’s clearly out of his depth.

He’s fine until someone starts yanking his chain.

At least he’s not in bed. His mother told him, Never go to bed anchor-y. (Sometimes it’s tough being the last link in the chain.)

This Roger doesn’t appear to be all that jolly……..

“She” has quite a mustache there.

Please don’t make him put that below. The last thing we need around here is another chain stower.