Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2010

There are whole days like that…

Teresa should be sued for providing such a humorless and poorly-ventilated working environment. There isn’t even a window to crack. At least take off your coat, Itty-Bitty Lady.

I know! It’s been humid and hot here all week! Maybe you can kick free of the frame, Itty-Bitty Lady!

Keeping walking, we’ll help you bust out.

Yesterday I’d speculated that the following screen caps were from a trailer for “Rodan” or “The Giant Claw.”

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/panic-terror.html

So far I can’t verify this. I’ve reviewed my copy of the one Rodan trailer that I’m aware of, and besides being in color, it uses a different font and doesn’t have those exact words.

The trailer for The Giant Claw also failed to provide an exact match. It’s well worth watching, however:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

Inhalation!!!! Hold it…. Hold it….

Someone open a window.

Teresa added some new recordings to her “Hear Teresa’s Voice” post. http://tinyurl.com/35ssazm

Sounds like more fun than a nunnery, 3hourtour, or should I say “nonery”? Time for the lady to break the fourth wall. Not that she’s going to find much of either ventilation or humor out here.

Shy + U: we’re is so proud of both of you! You’re each a credit to the TDL!

if you have a structured settlement, but you need cash now…

call j g wentworth, eight seven seven cash NOW

eight seven seven cash NOW

don’t flag me, I just love opera!

Maybe next time you’ll do us all a favor and shower.

Teresa, are you trying to tell us that today’s comic stinks?

Will we see the Lame Lady next? You definitely need a Lame Lady, Teresa.

Hey! This is tragically late, but I feel the blog love too! Thanks Teresa. :)

Congrats to shytimes & Ushindi!!

Gee, I ain’t never been a credit to nothing before. I hope my mom is looking down right proudly now - they gave her the chair 10 years ago and she didn’t even kill them ALL…

Hi, Mom.

(Don’t get too close, shytimes2 - Mom doesn’t want me to have no girlfriends.)

It’s time for another episode of the FATTED FLOG

Apparently, the FAT died or went on break in mid-sentence.

Feminism? What about PMS?

“My husband was trapped by the fire alarm and he burned to death!” “Good for him he wasn’t a prankster, ma’am, or he’d really be in trouble.”