FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 06, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    This isn’t “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”, Peter. It’s more like “Who Wants to Stay Out of Trouble?” instead.

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    Just keep digging that hole, Peter.

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    Wren Fahel  over 8 years ago

    I saw a preview for a movie (I can’t remember the title). Two people on a phone:1: Where are you?2: I’m in my office.1: I can tell that you’re not.2: How can you tell?1: Because I’M in your office.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 8 years ago

    Dad wouldn’t know when Mom fell asleep. He was sleeping by then.

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    Burgundy2  over 8 years ago

    When I was a teenager:

    Mom: what time did you get home last nightMe: uh, a little after 1, sorry. (1 was my curfew)Mom: it was 2:30!

    Why do parents ask sch silly questions. but from a certain point of view, I did not lie.

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    rgcviper  over 8 years ago

    Can I use a lifeline?

    Probably shouldn’t call Mom or Dad, though …

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