Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 25, 2016

If it were a Barrel of Monkeys, would the monkeys be wanting to go back to the jungle?

Me thinks they already encountered Eva Rose.

Bunch of draft dodgers…

Are they deserting or invading?

So you’re saying those guys volunteered to be army men?

Maybe they are just a bunch of big hockey fans…

Perhaps they’re afraid of one of the Republican clowns becoming President. We should all be afraid, very, very afraid of that.

Actually, the Draft does still exist in the US; it’s just on hold.

Well, we’ve invaded Canada before, just not recently (and it never worked out that well). Fleeing to Canada to avoid the draft is so twentieth century. Maybe these soldiers are going nineteenth century, or eighteenth.

“Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!”

…or they’re running from Hillary as designated commander in chief.

Uh oh!

Huh?

If there is no draft, then why do our young men still register?

a very tiny invasion. unless everybody joins them. the longest journey begins with just 1 step, after all

I think it would be a lot warmer and more fun in Mexico!

When the little green USA army men get to Canada, what will the little green Canadian army men do? Can this be resolved peacefully, eh?

Wussies!

Bill Clinton! Oh wait – he never got the uniform first, went straight there.