Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 24, 2016

Gee, makes me wonder what does Spork take that would make him disqualified for the job.

Tony’s question of the day..“Still snowing?”Snow? What’s that?Re: the comicNot if you supply the drugs.

I’d probably fail the drug test, cos I wouldn’t know how to take the drugs… “Er,,,, am I supposed to smoke this or swallow it or what?Nah, I don’t want any, anyway…”

See? Big fat F. As for snowing…How can it be still snowing?That’s like that Mad Hatter asking Alice whether she wants “more” tea.

It never started snowing.

No raining!

No snow here!

Missed us.

Finally stopped late last night. Twenty-nine inches in Baltimore, slightly more in the northern suburbs – that’s us.

We got….not even enough to call a dusting. So I am happy!

No, no problem – except that it’s a warrentless search & seizure predicated on a presumption of guilt……….

NEWS ALERT!SNOWZILLA 2016 BRINGS WASHINGTON DC TO A STANDSTILL!!CONGRESS SCOFFS! THEY BROUGHT WASHINGTON TO A STANDSTILL DECADES AGO!!!!!!!!!!

The snow missed us, we were right on the edge of it. As for the comic, my sis might fail an interview because she insists on telling the hiring company of her afflictions upfront. She once told me, “I put you down as a reference, make sure you tell them about my asthma!”

I’d pass the drug test, the 70s were a long time ago (what are the statue of limitations on that anyway)No snow, and no rain either. just cloudy and cool. I guess winter is over for us.

Snow where to be seen around here…

Nope, what little we got is melting which is OK since I have to work tomorrow. Meantime it was a good day and a good excuse to stay inside and do nothing but read comics and play games.

@beviek

Wow! Where did they find someone small enough to fit in the Panda suit?

Just kidding, Bev! It was a cute video…