Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for April 06, 2016

I was on a 3 lane exit, the light turned green and not a car moved. They were too busy on their phones!!

Yellow means “Floor it!”

“I watched very carefully. Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go very fast,” --Starman

Red means stop and play with your phone. The next green means keep playing with it as people honk behind you. Yellow means you finally notice and gun it through the intersection leaving everyone else stuck in the next red.

I don’t drive yet so all lights mean play on your phone

For a change, I can’t wait for red lights.