Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 2010

Sigh! One of the good things about being a superhero was how simple, black-and-white, things were! No lawyers!

Yeah, you’re right, back when comics were in black and white, things were better. Then they introduced color and everything went downhill. The same thing happened when they added color to television. You may have discovered a universal truth.

The caped guy needs to drop the lawyer and pick up the sky diver

What do they call a bus full of Lawyers at the bottom of the lake? A GOOD START

@The Sheik - yes, these days there only needs to one good thing about a product - two would be overdoing it. So do not expect colour and a good program. Thank heaven Wiley’s originals are in B & W

That is the only kind of “golden parachutes” they should be handing out

Anyone see “The Incredibles”? The issue of super-heros and litigation was very well done with a very wry twist indeed.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a bottom dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger…the other one’s a fish!

Like I’ve said before, everyone dumps on lawyers until they actually need one.

Will obviousman and suprefluous boy be waiting on the ground for him too? Wasn’t there a redundant woman too?

I believe the litigator is protecting the super hero from being sued. Lead shield to the kryptonite of a suit. One up on the Watchmen.

Daredevil was also a lawyer by day. That may have been his real handicap.

And I bet the truck won’t be there to pick him up.

a little sharper …. huh???? Am I missing something?

WaitingMan said, about 2 hours ago Like I’ve said before, everyone dumps on lawyers until they actually need one.

You only need one because of the other 10 million out there

let’s see: lawyers in the courtroom, the judge is a lawyer, the appellates are lawyers, the supremes are lawyers, nearly all the senate and house are lawyers, and the president is a lawyer. the three branches of government are all run by lawyers.

We’re screwed.

Wiley, this one goes amongst my very favourites. Love it when you nail lawyers so accurately. Thanks.

There are only 3 lawyer jokes, all the rest are simple truths.

a Little Sharper U/Logicman, one is for fishing the other is a comic/movie, me thinks both youse guys is having a good laugh right about now….. and if no one wants Jennifer…

see movie ” incredibles”

so a guy walks in a bar and shouts “all lawyers are a**holes !” a man at the bar says “i resent that” the guy says. “why ? are you a lawyer” “no” the other guy says “i’m an a**hole”

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons. Nobody likes them. Everyone hopes they never have to use them, but you have to have yours because the other guy has his.

Who defends our freedoms? Lawyers.

Obviously Waitingman is waiting for an ambulance to drive by!

Who takes our freedoms away?……scumbag lawyers!

Ah yes. Attorneys … everyone seems to not like them, but then it seems they ELECT them to ru”i”n the country. Go figure!

No thanks, I’ll just plummet to my death

Potrzebie said: “Will obviousman and suprefluous boy be waiting on the ground for him too? Wasn’t there a redundant woman too?”

Actually, there were two redundant womans(?!), but one had to be let go because she was…well…redundant.

Two years ago. I was the skydiver in the picture. After I became a lawn dart (skdiver that smites the earth too hard & leaves a divot) I was told I didn’t sign all the releases. I still didnt sue but I was really hur bad and still have lots of pain. Imagine my surprise when, on my 55th birthday,you run this comic. Thanks, you made my whole family laugh and my birthday hilarious!