Guy tries to walk into a bar with a dog. Bouncer stops him and says, “Hey, dude, can’t bring the dog in here.” “But this is a talking dog!” dude replies. Says bouncer, “If that dog can talk, I’ll buy your first drink.” “OK,” says dude. Turning to the dog, he asks, “What do you call the top of a house?” The dog goes “Rrrrrrrrroof!” “Good!” says dude. “How does sandpaper feel?” “RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrough!” replies the dog. “OK, OK,” says the bouncer, “now I’ll ask him one: Who was the greatest baseball player ever?” “RRRRRRRRRRRRRoof!”“Just as I thought!” screamed the bouncer. “Trying to pull a fast one on me!” And with that, he threw dude and dog bodily into the street. The dog picks himself up first, walks over to his master, and asks, “Should I have said ‘DiMaggio’?”
Leroy almost 9 years ago
His answer was right; the question was wrong.“What do bass speakers do?”
linsonl almost 9 years ago
What do you call something that is on top of a house?
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hey, we can’t all be comedians and actors.
Good morning, Crew!
instigator20 almost 9 years ago
Good Morning Crew,A Woof is all I need to hear………………..music to my ears !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
capkidd almost 9 years ago
This is so “cute” as the better half just said. Little tables, tiny micies, mike, etc. Thanks again, Chip. We do not allow negative comments here.
Dirty Dragon almost 9 years ago
Maybe he should have said DiMaggio??
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good morning crew.ARF!
zippykatz almost 9 years ago
Answer: A sports car!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Woof? That’s warped!
K M almost 9 years ago
Guy tries to walk into a bar with a dog. Bouncer stops him and says, “Hey, dude, can’t bring the dog in here.” “But this is a talking dog!” dude replies. Says bouncer, “If that dog can talk, I’ll buy your first drink.” “OK,” says dude. Turning to the dog, he asks, “What do you call the top of a house?” The dog goes “Rrrrrrrrroof!” “Good!” says dude. “How does sandpaper feel?” “RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrough!” replies the dog. “OK, OK,” says the bouncer, “now I’ll ask him one: Who was the greatest baseball player ever?” “RRRRRRRRRRRRRoof!”“Just as I thought!” screamed the bouncer. “Trying to pull a fast one on me!” And with that, he threw dude and dog bodily into the street. The dog picks himself up first, walks over to his master, and asks, “Should I have said ‘DiMaggio’?”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good Evening Crew!
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Ahh, stage fright. Happens to the best of us, Louie. Hang in there, buddy.
Good one, K M … made me laugh.
’Evening, Crew.