Overboard by Chip Dunham for February 09, 2016

His answer was right; the question was wrong.“What do bass speakers do?”

What do you call something that is on top of a house?

Hey, we can’t all be comedians and actors.

Good morning, Crew!

Good Morning Crew,A Woof is all I need to hear………………..music to my ears !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

This is so “cute” as the better half just said. Little tables, tiny micies, mike, etc. Thanks again, Chip. We do not allow negative comments here.

Maybe he should have said DiMaggio??

Good morning crew.ARF!

Answer: A sports car!

Woof? That’s warped!

Guy tries to walk into a bar with a dog. Bouncer stops him and says, “Hey, dude, can’t bring the dog in here.” “But this is a talking dog!” dude replies. Says bouncer, “If that dog can talk, I’ll buy your first drink.” “OK,” says dude. Turning to the dog, he asks, “What do you call the top of a house?” The dog goes “Rrrrrrrrroof!” “Good!” says dude. “How does sandpaper feel?” “RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrough!” replies the dog. “OK, OK,” says the bouncer, “now I’ll ask him one: Who was the greatest baseball player ever?” “RRRRRRRRRRRRRoof!”“Just as I thought!” screamed the bouncer. “Trying to pull a fast one on me!” And with that, he threw dude and dog bodily into the street. The dog picks himself up first, walks over to his master, and asks, “Should I have said ‘DiMaggio’?”

Good Evening Crew!

Ahh, stage fright. Happens to the best of us, Louie. Hang in there, buddy.

Good one, K M … made me laugh.

’Evening, Crew.