Which Red Bull commercials would those be? The ones that won’t air until tens of thousands of years after John is gone, because he lives in prehistoric times? Those Red Bull commercials?
I’m glad somebody explained this, as I had no idea what is going on!
BTW, what is red bull anyway? I assume it is a “soft” drink, and maybe it has a bit more caffein and sugar, but what is the point? It has been a very long time since “Coke” contained cocaine…
“never once was I swarmed with women after spraying the stuff on myself”.Ah, but they FLEE as rapidly as usual?To check effectiveness, you must compare to the situation before using it.
texan1972 over 8 years ago
you just figured that out and I thought you just walked slow
dkoch59 over 8 years ago
He believed the commercials and tried to use the wings that Red Bull supposedly gives.
banks00wv over 8 years ago
That’s his Wyle E. Coyote impression…err, depression.
Aaberon over 8 years ago
I’ve never seen a Red Bull commercial.
Wren Fahel over 8 years ago
There’s a reason it’s called “Red BULL”…
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 8 years ago
Which Red Bull commercials would those be? The ones that won’t air until tens of thousands of years after John is gone, because he lives in prehistoric times? Those Red Bull commercials?
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 8 years ago
Stupid is as stupid does.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Just don’t give any Red Bull to any of those prehistoric monsters.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I’m glad somebody explained this, as I had no idea what is going on!
BTW, what is red bull anyway? I assume it is a “soft” drink, and maybe it has a bit more caffein and sugar, but what is the point? It has been a very long time since “Coke” contained cocaine…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
“never once was I swarmed with women after spraying the stuff on myself”.Ah, but they FLEE as rapidly as usual?To check effectiveness, you must compare to the situation before using it.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
Besides, prove they DIDN’T have Red Bull in the Stone Age.Absence of proof is not proof of absence.(No matter how unlikely.)
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Those old Axe Body Spray commercials lied too, never once was I swarmed with women after spraying the stuff on myself
Maybe you should upgrade from Ivory soap to Lifebuoy or Dial…
xsintricks over 8 years ago
♫I belieeeeve I can fly…♪♪♫
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Do they come already charged, or do you need to plug them in first?