Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 10, 2016

The sky is half full.

Que the rodents….

When did the fishies start walkin’? And didn’t whales start out on land but said screw it and went out to sea….? Pretty sure…

Soon to be dino-sores….Sorry….

Got a working title – “For Whom The Meteor Tolls.”

I have a new favorite dinosaur. :D

Dogsniff, the dino-sores chewed ‘em up, maybe…..Hey what do we call those people creativists, because they make things up, if they need to…Anyway, they certainly have crazy imaginations….My favorite from the World Is Only 6,000 Years Old Club…..Q…If the world is only 6,000 years old, what are all of these dinosaur bones doing here? A. Jesus buried them during the Great Flood….Q.Why? A.To test our faith… Not making this up, folks…They’re out there…..

Bobarion, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout….But it’s only one turtle, which is Mackinac Island… BTW, The Gitchi Manitou has a room on at the Grand Hotel, He will answer questions from noon to one on the front porch, but you’ll need to wear a tie and have a pass from at least two other major deities….

Another one frame work of art! Non Sequitur has needed an offspring.

Another one frame work of art! The Far Side needs an offspring.

How freakin’ ridiculous! Everyone knows that dinosaurs couldn’t write.

At least he’s not going to start his Optimisaurus Opus: " It was a dark and stormy night… "

The Pessimisaurus saw the earth as half annihilated. The Optimisaurus saw it as half populated. They were both wrong.

And then there were none.

Humans had to be invented twice. About 300-million years ago, the last group said, “Ithinkhesaurus”.