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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 20, 2016
March 19, 2016
March 21, 2016
Transcript:
Brad: You guys just take it easy. I'll do the bank, post office, and groceries. And I'll take out the trash cans. Mom: Bless the children. Dad: The payoff. finally. Luann: Your soup, sandwiches and hot tea are almost ready!!
âOne Flu, Over At The Parental NestââA Cold CaseââLetâS Not PanicââThe Twenty Year (or so) PaybackââThe Bonds That MatureââA Return On Your InvestmentââThatâs What We Had âEm ForâŠââUnder The WeatherâŠOr NotââSick As ThievesâŠWho Are Also SickââWhat Really Bugs MeââSnif-fle HouseââIll EffectsââThere Were Clouds In My Cough, FeverâŠâ (âȘ)orâOne Sick Ponyâ
Boy, would it be something, if Luannâs middle name were Florence and Bradâs was Bradley Rex Morgan DeGrootâŠ. -Though if theyâd had all boys, itâd seem pretty convenient if Frank had insisted on naming them Chuck And RalphâŠ
âI hope it is not a rectal thermometer.â^Donât have to worry about that. Anticipating this, Luann knew where they kept the ones from when she and Brad were babies, and wrecked âem bothâŠ
All that love and care when the kids were ill? That they NEVER thanked you for? This is when you KNOW it was worth it! Children project the lives of those who raised them, through the prisms of their own unique souls. What shines can be a marvelous rainbow, indeed.
And Speaking of âPay-Offs,â have either of You Two âAiling Entrepreneursâ been Keeping an Eye on Mr. Gray/Grey, and His out of control Nephew, Les-Lilly, Lately?
Iâll BET They are having a BALL with Your Rapidly Fading âEnterpriseââŠ..,
Reconsideration of yesterdayâs strip.*Got to thinking last night, from Piroâs point of view, Tiff is going to be anything BUT selfless. Sheâs going to lead him on, use him, manipulate him just to do a friend a favor. Thatâs mean.
and some excellent advice that i think we can assume Les is not inclined to take can be found in these (The first sent by a friend after i sent him the second for fun.):
A friend of mine, upon hearing recently that my son is expecting to have a daughter, Lexi Michelle Green, sometime around the middle of May, told me that grandchildren are the reward you get for not strangling your children.(Not that I was ever tempted, but I think I understand what she meant.)
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
What such doting children Frank and Nancy have.
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
What is Frank tokinâon?
GirlGeek Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I take care of my Mom if sheâs sick, its a great feeling.
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
Look, Brad and Luann are finally seen by their parents as full-grown, responsible adults.
The strip can end now.
kenhense almost 9 years ago
A nice Sunday break. Now â back to the interestinâ stuffâŠ
Argythree almost 9 years ago
-Frank looks like he could be faking it.
Seems like heâs got a heating pad on his lower back. Wonder if it drives the reading on the thermometer higher?
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
âOne Flu, Over At The Parental NestââA Cold CaseââLetâS Not PanicââThe Twenty Year (or so) PaybackââThe Bonds That MatureââA Return On Your InvestmentââThatâs What We Had âEm ForâŠââUnder The WeatherâŠOr NotââSick As ThievesâŠWho Are Also SickââWhat Really Bugs MeââSnif-fle HouseââIll EffectsââThere Were Clouds In My Cough, FeverâŠâ (âȘ)orâOne Sick Ponyâ
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Boy, would it be something, if Luannâs middle name were Florence and Bradâs was Bradley Rex Morgan DeGrootâŠ. -Though if theyâd had all boys, itâd seem pretty convenient if Frank had insisted on naming them Chuck And RalphâŠ
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
âI hope it is not a rectal thermometer.â^Donât have to worry about that. Anticipating this, Luann knew where they kept the ones from when she and Brad were babies, and wrecked âem bothâŠ
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Shannon has had an excellent influence on Brad
Keep on keepin' on almost 9 years ago
All that love and care when the kids were ill? That they NEVER thanked you for? This is when you KNOW it was worth it! Children project the lives of those who raised them, through the prisms of their own unique souls. What shines can be a marvelous rainbow, indeed.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
New poll up if you missed it: What was your major?
Barry1941 almost 9 years ago
Are Frank and Nancy dreaming?
Cronkers McGee Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Wonderful children to be helping out when needed. Makes me feel good!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
In reality, did you see the Grandfather who invited his 6 grandchildren for hamburgers and only ONE showed. Time to disinherit them.
Daniel Aplet almost 9 years ago
You take care of them when they are children in hopes that they will take care of you when they are grown
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And Speaking of âPay-Offs,â have either of You Two âAiling Entrepreneursâ been Keeping an Eye on Mr. Gray/Grey, and His out of control Nephew, Les-Lilly, Lately?
Iâll BET They are having a BALL with Your Rapidly Fading âEnterpriseââŠ..,
KEA almost 9 years ago
I suppose thatâs one advantage of millennials never moving out. My son moved over 500 miles away.hmmm.
Banjo Gordy Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Not the same Luann strip as in Sunday AZ Star.Wonder why?
ACTIVIST1234 almost 9 years ago
Reconsideration of yesterdayâs strip.*Got to thinking last night, from Piroâs point of view, Tiff is going to be anything BUT selfless. Sheâs going to lead him on, use him, manipulate him just to do a friend a favor. Thatâs mean.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Today led to two treasures. Some are OT, but number four here fits for Nancy and Frank:
http://www.npr.org/2016/03/17/469822644/8-ways-you-can-survive-and-thrive-in-midlife
and some excellent advice that i think we can assume Les is not inclined to take can be found in these (The first sent by a friend after i sent him the second for fun.):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q34dEyzp9cQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K6HnPdjYyNo
Glad to see Luann and Brad being nurturing today.
Schrodinger's Dog almost 9 years ago
the acknowledgement of Franksâ comment.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 9 years ago
In the long run, it pays to train kids well.
doverdan almost 9 years ago
What does this have to do with anything?
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Holy moly! Good children! Lucky Nancy and Frank, if they can just shake off their cold symptomsâŠ.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Oh, and it illustrates closeness in the family, which mght become another relevant point.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Extra hugs to your son from us here, Sallymargaret!
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Ha ha ha!!!!
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
ââPayoff? Youâre Talkinâ âBout Payoff?ââ^Ha ha ha!!! Mora the same!!!! â âNasal Maneuversâ^also golden!!!
Argythree almost 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
Iâll bet I know one of Jayâs song titles for the next part of the arc:
The Heat is on⊠(and not just in memory of Glenn Fry)
And Gunther waits, like a tightly wrapped giftâŠ
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 9 years ago
âElectric ones donât go in your mouth, they go in your ear, I believe.â.Nah, theyâll go wherever you shove âem.
They taste better, though, if you stick with a single orifice.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
-LOL!!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 9 years ago
A friend of mine, upon hearing recently that my son is expecting to have a daughter, Lexi Michelle Green, sometime around the middle of May, told me that grandchildren are the reward you get for not strangling your children.(Not that I was ever tempted, but I think I understand what she meant.)
-CJ- over 7 years ago
Is it me or is this just a teensy bit stereotypical?