She’s his 1st girlfriend. More than that, she’s the 1st girl who’s ever gone out with him. And it was her idea. He’s just happy that anyone wants to be seen with him. Anything more than that is beyond his comprehension, but he is certain that someone has written a song about it. Now if he can just a) think of one, and b) find the lyrics to it. It is totally beyond his present abilities to put it in his own words, in a way that won’t sound completely asinine.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She’s his 1st girlfriend. More than that, she’s the 1st girl who’s ever gone out with him. And it was her idea. He’s just happy that anyone wants to be seen with him. Anything more than that is beyond his comprehension, but he is certain that someone has written a song about it. Now if he can just a) think of one, and b) find the lyrics to it. It is totally beyond his present abilities to put it in his own words, in a way that won’t sound completely asinine.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, let’s see. There’s the constant state of arousal normal at my age. And the incipient footballs under your sweater. Oh, and you smell good.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m afraid not.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Time to dump him. Sorry, Toby.xxx
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
They are in middle school? High school? Is it too much to ask for her to not be so serious and just enjoy things as they are for a while?
Marisa Ruffolo Premium Member almost 9 years ago
They’re far too young to be dating.
slsharris almost 9 years ago
She’s far too intelligent for him…