Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 29, 2010
August 28, 2010
August 30, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: "Burns calories! Tones rear! Tightens abs! Firms calves!" "Reduces cellulite! Reduces knee joint stress! Lengthens achilles tendon! Improves posture! Cardiovascular health! Stamina! Balance! Sleep! Metabolism! Mood!" "Perks up love life! Balances checkbook! Mends relationship with mom! Organizes! closets! Clears skin! Gets stains out! Writes thank you notes!" Irving: What happened to our walk? Cathy: I exhausted myself reading the brochure.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Won’t rust, bust, collect dust, or bend in the middle
WebSpider about 14 years ago
“But will it help me lose weight?”
Hey Lady. We can’t perform miracles!
gobblingup Premium Member about 14 years ago
The way she shops, I’m surprised she didn’t buy two.
LOL, WebSpider!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
that’s a good point about the ‘rocker’ the word for today, boys and girls is ‘gimmick’. Hire a hall of fame football player to tout it, include an informational and workout dvd with the shoe , and print a colorful, image laden brochure claiming to do all these wonderful things by just putting them on and taking a walk……….then charge 119 bucks a pop and voila! you are a successful promoter of sweat shop made athletic wear!
ps, it does NONE of things it claims
summerdog86 about 14 years ago
I just love going to the park and watching the “newbies” in their nice new rockers, trip up. ; )
natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 14 years ago
I snagged a pair on sale at K-Mart. I liked them because of all the extra padding in the soles. It was only later that I learned they were supposed to be “fitness” shoes.
Not being able to lean back in the things takes a little getting used to. They’re pretty comfy, for heel-less platform shoes. :-P
lindz.coop Premium Member about 14 years ago
Only $119?!?, I saw them for upwards of $250. I can’t imagine any shoes worth that much.