A cat is an attitude wrapped in fur. …To a cat the door is the object it always wants to be on the other side of. Unlike Schrodinger’s cat, normal cats cannot be in two stats at once, so they fluctuate between wanting to be outside or inside depending on whether they are inside or outside respectively.…There is a reason why a cat will suddenly wake up from a sound sleep, dash frantically into another room, only to settle down and sleep again. Where cats sleep is of cosmological significance. If you connect the dots between sleeping cats, you will get a schematic diagram for a faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machine or cold fusion reactor or maybe a doomsday machine to enslave all humans under feline control.…Cats are actually probe droids from another dimension. You may think that they are staring at a blank wall, but they are actually watching something that has happened in the past or will happen in the future. Purring is telemetry back to the mother ship.…I am the owner of a neurotic dog and psychotic cat.
Ask a bunny person, of which I am one, and you will get a complete and enthusiastic lecture on the awesomeness of house rabbits! (House rabbits are not for everyone. They are high maintenance, and require vet care the same as other animals. They have a very specialized diet……SEE? I TOLD you!)
The only way one pet is better than the other is if that pet is a better fit for the person. I have a cat and I live with some friends who have a dog. I love that dog and will take care of it if they need me to, still not sure I would want one though.
This is so weird. I am actually watching a BBC programme called Cats Versus Dogs which is best? at the time of reading this comic. I am a firm dog person.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
There are probably some nice cat people … somewhere in the world….
rshive over 8 years ago
An ex-cat person. Which is why Wolfie is so happy.
Aaberon over 8 years ago
I had to read it twice, but then the reference kicked in.
Lomax9er7 over 8 years ago
What if you like both?
gmu328 over 8 years ago
ha ha
Jonni over 8 years ago
Dogs can lead the blind and obey commands, I learned cats can too, if they want.
Mowog over 8 years ago
I wonder who would win a flea-scratching contest, Wolfie or Kenny?
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
My wife’s cat thinks I’m a cat person. So far I’ve taught her (the cat) to come, heel, beg, up, down, No, and roll over. Fetch is taking a long time.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
I’m with you and W.C.
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
I am a cat person even though they ignore you most of the time. As Geico says, it’s what they do.
BCIDFun over 8 years ago
Dog Cats are the best. If one can call a cat and have it come to you. Dog CAT!
Joken' over 8 years ago
Cats are not really cats, they’re stomachs with fur and legs
dflak over 8 years ago
A cat is an attitude wrapped in fur. …To a cat the door is the object it always wants to be on the other side of. Unlike Schrodinger’s cat, normal cats cannot be in two stats at once, so they fluctuate between wanting to be outside or inside depending on whether they are inside or outside respectively.…There is a reason why a cat will suddenly wake up from a sound sleep, dash frantically into another room, only to settle down and sleep again. Where cats sleep is of cosmological significance. If you connect the dots between sleeping cats, you will get a schematic diagram for a faster-than-light, perpetual-motion machine or cold fusion reactor or maybe a doomsday machine to enslave all humans under feline control.…Cats are actually probe droids from another dimension. You may think that they are staring at a blank wall, but they are actually watching something that has happened in the past or will happen in the future. Purring is telemetry back to the mother ship.…I am the owner of a neurotic dog and psychotic cat.
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
Ask a bunny person, of which I am one, and you will get a complete and enthusiastic lecture on the awesomeness of house rabbits! (House rabbits are not for everyone. They are high maintenance, and require vet care the same as other animals. They have a very specialized diet……SEE? I TOLD you!)
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
By the way….Lagomorph = bunny like canine = dog or feline = cat.
Nobody_Important over 8 years ago
The only way one pet is better than the other is if that pet is a better fit for the person. I have a cat and I live with some friends who have a dog. I love that dog and will take care of it if they need me to, still not sure I would want one though.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 8 years ago
This is so weird. I am actually watching a BBC programme called Cats Versus Dogs which is best? at the time of reading this comic. I am a firm dog person.
Joken' over 8 years ago
Dogs are co-dependent
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Is there a point to this…?…
BCIDFun over 8 years ago
Dog traits with a cat is golden.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Judging by the comments, anti-cat people are the worst