Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 11, 2016

ouch, Andy, that hurt the vicar

Ouch! That hurts, Andy! ;D

Doesn’t he have his pigeons?Pool?Pub buddies?Ever see a Vicar at a pub?Sometimes, it’s easier for sinners to get to Heaven, than a man of the Cloth.

“Honk…………”Made me giggle…… and that’s hard for a tree to do……..

Sort of immoral too. And maybe fattening.

Interesting sermon coming up.

Ooooooh, snap!

The vicar should try betting before being so critical, it’s not so easy to pick winners. And as a ‘fisher of men’ the vicar has picked a hard Pike to catch in Andy!

This time I’m on Andy’s side. I’d toss the self-righteous prig into the canal, if it wasn’t illegal. I would hate to be arrested for littering up the canal with rubbish.

I kind of like Andy’s take on this. I always find the local churches send their people around when I am in the middle of something. Like eating dinner. Mowing the lawn. Repairing something. leaving for a appointment and they seem to think I need to stop my life for them. Last time I was washing the truck and gee they almost got wet until they figured out I was to busy for them. They need to figure out it is not God who is the problem here they are. They are not God. God I have time not those who think they are God

@BakumanfanIn my neighborhood wandering missionaries always seem to come by while I’m making love to my girlfriend. We answer the door, anyway, to give them a shock by showing them the sexy lingerie. (And I won’t even mention what my girlfriend is wearing……..)

In the Andy Capp DVD the Vicar told Andy that booze was his worst enemy.

Andy replied: “But you’ve always said LOVE your enemy”

Vicar: (Grabs Andy by the coat) “I never said anything about SWALLOWING it. Did I?”

xxx

Song of the Day – Requested by Beviek:

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Has Andy ever caught a fish?Well, no and yes.

Never kick a man when he’s down or Andy