Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 15, 2016

Try the beak whitening procedure instead, it’s free.

Hey, give the dentist a break. He’s got to pay for that new laser machine somehow….and he wants to buy a new boat, as well !

I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.”

The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so.”

I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

So Shoe is anatomically incorrect! It’s a comic strip!!

I presume you prefer white meat, eh?