Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 01, 2016

Ah, the ol’ double entendre. I’m sure Tiger relies on his squeeze du jour to take care of that little chore.

…I mean, Satchel takes care of HIS own washing…

I wonder how many newspapers will run this one.

This begs the question, “If you didn’t write them. then who did?”

And therein lay Tiger’s marital trouble. He should have been washing his own balls.

Well, to Bucky’s credit, “Howdy Skeeter, t’looks like ‘un rain!” DOES sound vaguely Canadian…

Joke history buffs, I guess we’ll just never really know for sure….http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/kissballs.asp

Take the script and whack him with it, Satchel.

If Bucky is writing your dialogue, your show is headed for cancellation. Jumped the ferret shark, so to speak.

The way I heard the story was that it was Arnie’s wife and she said she kisses his balls before a tournament, to which Johnny replied “I bet that makes his putter stand up!” I also heard that she sued “the Tonight Show” over it.

I wish he said clubs instead of balls.

I wish he said clubs instead of balls.

In 2008, when this was drawn, Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open, among other tournaments. Oh, how times have changed.

goodness gracious great balls of fire!

Doesn’t wash his own balls…isn’t that what led to the divorce?