Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 19, 2016
Transcript:
Keeping up with the real President Trump The most fabulous incredible, huge, classy reality show ever, Okay? Trump: So, I knew I had to be on top of my game to negotiate with Vladimir Putin. Trump: I want you out of Ukraine right now, Vlad! Putin: You cannot tell me what to do. Trump: Okay, now do something dramatic! Putin: What are you talking about? Trump: You know, for the scene. Its getting boring. Flip a table over or something. Putin: Nyet! Putin: Is this for a Tv show? Trump: Cut! Makeup!! Trump: I was really looking forward to crushing Kim Jong-un. He's just an Asian Merv Griffen. Trump: Kim, you're gonna give up your nuclear weapons, pronto! Trump: Dont give me that gobbled-gook. Hand them over now, or I'll fry your kimchi! Trump: why, you chubby little pipsqueak! SMASH That went fabulous! Great Tv! Man: Hello? Supreme commander?NEXT WEEK ON "Keeping up with the real president Trump" Officer: Mr President, Seouls been nuked and Russia has invaded Belarus! Trump: You're fired!
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
ė³ģ ėÆøģ¹ė
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
ģė means āNoā.
1941gko about 9 years ago
Sadly thatās about the way things would go with that loose cannon as POTUS!
Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sounds about right.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 9 years ago
In a forum he showed he had no idea what an entitlement was or the difference between Medicare or Medicaid. A man of the People.
Linguist about 9 years ago
President Rump Trump !Sorta rolls right off the tongue, doesnāt it ?
Just remember Rebumblicans, as you reap, so shall you sow !
JD_Rhoades about 9 years ago
But surely heāll say āRadical Islamic Terroristsā three times and then there wonāt be terrorism any more.
rok_on about 9 years ago
I probably donāt agree with Mr. Bollingās political views most of the time but sometimes he is brilliant and this is one of them imho . The day that I heard Trump was running, I said to my wife āThis is a plot to get Hillary into the Whitehouse.ā I wonder if it will work?
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
Where are all the impudent Trumpettes to tell us how glorious itās gonna be when he is president?
You know, weāll win so much everyone will get tired of it.
tobybartels about 9 years ago
Ruben knows the same one word in every language, and itās the only word that he needs.
clarke.ensign.waldron about 9 years ago
Prophetic brilliance! One day in, and World War III is set into motionā¦ but it makes for great TV.
LASteve about 9 years ago
When she says ģė she means ģė .
kapock about 9 years ago
I would point out that in neither of the situations in this Tom strip does Trump actually *start*ā a war, unlike the presidents we have actually had. Iāll take it!
CougarAllen about 9 years ago
Good plan!
jpozenel about 9 years ago
Yepā¦sounds about right to me.