Well, Grannie’s heart is in the right place. But the money ain’t there. Problem is that Agnes has the athletic ability of a rock. One bad hop in a snow bank and the ball’s liable to hit her in the nose. Sometimes, I’ve heard, they have games postponed because of good weather.
When I was in high school the P.E. teacher created a special position just for me! It was wayyyyyy out in the outfield, by the railroad tracks. The benefit was I didn’t have to move when we changed exams, I played for both teams. All year. The ball never once came my way. I looked for clovers and made daisy chains and got a suntan. Everyone was happy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
LOL….for a moment I thought Grandma was holding some sort of Mary Engelbreit doll.
J Short almost 9 years ago
I prefer the Near Beginning of Summer League.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
You don’t want to go through life without a sports-related injury, do you Agnes?
rshive almost 9 years ago
Well, Grannie’s heart is in the right place. But the money ain’t there. Problem is that Agnes has the athletic ability of a rock. One bad hop in a snow bank and the ball’s liable to hit her in the nose. Sometimes, I’ve heard, they have games postponed because of good weather.
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Well, Day-light savings starts in two weeks, so she won’t need the miner’s lamp after that.
ladylagomorph76 almost 9 years ago
When I was in high school the P.E. teacher created a special position just for me! It was wayyyyyy out in the outfield, by the railroad tracks. The benefit was I didn’t have to move when we changed exams, I played for both teams. All year. The ball never once came my way. I looked for clovers and made daisy chains and got a suntan. Everyone was happy.