Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2016

As if the Super Vac would get rid of Andy.

@beviek—-bottom right hand corner—spotted it in less than ten seconds. Pretty neat though!

And I thought she would get him to clean the entire house while she goes to the pub with Andy.

Why? ’Cos she can.

Happy It’s Finally Friday, Cappers ! from ole Linguist in Soggy Bottom South ( America).

Much as Flo would like, I don’t think the vacuum cleaner salesman would be able to take Andy off her hands.I don’t think he’d be able to carry all that dead weight !

EVERY HOME NEEDS A HOOVER

Ooops ! Wrong one !!

Chill out every once in a while, and stop to smell the roses (or cat trees):

@Jonathan MasonBecause…

Just put him in the vacuum bag

@Linguist I couldn’t get the reply box to workLily Tomlin as “the phone company” made a good joke “there’s nothing like a Hoover when you’re dealing with dirt”

“Hey, come on in, Sir; be my guest! He’s right there, passed out on the couch!"

“No, madam. I’ve simply come to…”

(Flo pushes Andy out of the door and locks it)

xxx

Song of the Day – Requested by Godfreydaniel:

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@beviek Love your post:ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?

YES my 1/2 sister!!! I had to stop becauseNever argue with an idiot – they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..’’Life’s tough… it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.’’ John Wayne.“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” Mark Twain.“Some men eventually stumble over the truth but they usually pick themselves up and walk on as if nothing ever happened.” Winston Churchill

I don’t know who said this but it could have been me.The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.Handle every stressful situation like a dog does…if you can’t eat it or hump it –piss on it… and walk away.

Don’t Sweat the Petty Stuff and Don’t Pet the Sweaty Stuff

has anyone smiled at you today?

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@annette143NotMe

Cute !

@beviek it wasn’t housework that finally killed Phyllis :) she is on utube see roseanne’s channel ;)

Spot the discontinuity of the visual game error.