Garfield by Jim Davis for April 03, 2016

Only because walrus or elephant calls are too hard.

What animal onomatopoeia would the scale use when Jon’s on it?

The scale knows just what to say….and how to get Garfield mad. And it wonders why its always getting smashed.

How can the scale identify Garfield as a cow when it can check a dog as a dog and a mouse as a mouse?

Is this the 21st-Century version of “The Farmer Says”?

And it’s not even Monday yet…

Nermal’s home on leave! Guess he needed a break from the stress of commanding the forces of Abu Dhabi…

booooooooooo Nermal

Nermal!

Insert rimshot!

Wow! It’s been a long time since Nermal paid a visit.

Nice to see Nermal again.

I would have guessed “OINK, OINK, OINK!!!”

“One at a time, please…”

funny

I expected to see springs flying out.

xxx

“OW! OW! OW!

And the scale will be smashed to pieces in 3…2…1…

Truth hurts doesn’t it Garfield?

Nermal!

I’m about to start a diet this week and I only hope my scale doesn’t keep up with the elephant noises.

Wow, Nermal’s back!

Everyone wave “bye, bye” to Mr. Scale.

That’s wrong, it would be the sound of a blue whale.

Hahahaha

LOL

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (boy you cows are soooooooooooooooooooooooo fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

hahaha

Yikes.

I absolutely despise that scale