Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2016
March 13, 2016
March 15, 2016
Transcript:
Man:...um, yeah, Mr. Croger. I've got a horrible headache, chills, and sharp, stinging pains all over. To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
Leroy almost 9 years ago
Dude, ya gotta report sick by email. The fake scratchy voice is late 20th century.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
I had a boss who said you could call in sick if you were having an affair. I still miss him.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Anal glaucoma: I can’t see my ass going to work today.
xeacons almost 9 years ago
Method actor. Now that’s dedicated!
Perkycat almost 9 years ago
I think it would be easier just to go to work.
LindainOregon almost 9 years ago
Remember the comic from three days ago about a jacket with spikes on it? I found that there is a real product like this! It’s called Spike Away… https://www.behance.net/gallery/Spike-Away/12573867