Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 08, 2016

I pulled you over for DWO. You were built in China.

I wonder if the “driverless” cars will be outfitted with programmable styles. You know, left Lane Lounger, Speed Demon, Weave In and Out, Rear-end Rider (not that kind!)?And will they still text and drive?

Why, NO, Officer! I though YOU would know that…..

Drone to car: where’d you stuff the body?

Expect property taxes and sales taxes to skyrocket to make up for the “missing” revenue.

When driverless cars meet driverless cop cars.

This is what happens when rogue traffic cameras perjure themselves

now if only the drone cop was armed with a WMD…

Only a tricopter?

Never forget the first word in the expression “artificial intelligence”.