Man:.....happy......birth...day...............to......... Woman: The candles are all burned down... Reason #1 not to hire shatner to sing at your birthday
Reason #2: Shatner expects the gifts.
reason #3: Shatner doesn’t sing.
reason #4: He’s just plain rude to the “little people”.
I think somebody left that cake out in the rain.
reason #5: he’ll boldly go where no one has gone before……and you’ll have to clean it up later.
Relax with “Spock Thoughts” by Leonard Nimoy.
“Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here!”
Bill’s got a new job with the weather network in Canada.He doesn’t know WEATHER or not it will last until spring!
Priceless!!
We’re a few days early for “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”.
September 06, 2014
Linux0s almost 9 years ago
Reason #2: Shatner expects the gifts.
blunebottle almost 9 years ago
reason #3: Shatner doesn’t sing.
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
reason #4: He’s just plain rude to the “little people”.
jreckard almost 9 years ago
I think somebody left that cake out in the rain.
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
reason #5: he’ll boldly go where no one has gone before……and you’ll have to clean it up later.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Relax with “Spock Thoughts” by Leonard Nimoy.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
“Beam me up Scotty… there’s no sign of intelligent life here!”
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Bill’s got a new job with the weather network in Canada.He doesn’t know WEATHER or not it will last until spring!
tbally57 almost 9 years ago
Priceless!!
StoicLion1973 almost 9 years ago
We’re a few days early for “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”.