Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 09, 2010

  1. Deficon
    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    You fool! You almost set off a chain of events leading to the total destruction of… Is that the kind with “lots o’ pulp”?

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    sherbert  about 14 years ago

    Let’s face it. Domesticity does not lend itself to profundity!

     •  Reply
  3. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  about 14 years ago

    ^Thank God! The world already has to much profund– oh, I thought you said profanity.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    LegalBeagle  about 14 years ago

    A classic response. I’ll have to add that to my repertoire.

     •  Reply
  5. Foxhound1
    bald  about 14 years ago

    maybe you should move it to the bottom door shelf and the wife will think you are out and buy more.

    have her get a 5th of vodka to go with that OJ

     •  Reply
  6. Western grebe by jeff and amy
    I'll fly away  about 14 years ago

    Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus captured very well here. LOL. Or as my husband says, “How am I supposed to keep track of all this stuff?”, meaning, my anal retentiveness.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    Tsigili  about 14 years ago

    “You know it goes on the top shelf”

    Says who? Was there an Act of Congress that I missed? Perhaps an Executive Declaration that wasn’t covered by the media? Or is this something on the state level?

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    Tsigili  about 14 years ago

    I can’t figure out why she’s complaining - I mean, he put it BACK into the fridge!

    She wouldn’t last five minutes at my house.

     •  Reply
  9. N211317039976 6359
    trekkermint  about 14 years ago

    more important tho, did he drink out of the carton?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Daddy's Home