Herman by Jim Unger for March 29, 2016

???

He’s faking. That’s a cap rifle.

Mountain-Grown Folger’s, “The richest kind”.

Don’t pay attention to him, the place is Chocked Full of Nuts.

I’ll pass.

I you want any, you have to qualify for escrow first.

soldier with a double barreled shotgun? protecting the coffee from ducks?

He’s own loan, from the the plantation where he usually guards the slave labor.

? Huh!

Oh, he’s shopping and can’t get near the good coffee because there’s an armed guard. I think it was nearly that bad during WWII when you needed ration coupons to buy coffee.

I’ll take it!

Anyone seen my civet?

Its so rich, it comes with its own security.

Remember what happened to Juan Valdez and his donkey? I don’t want to think about it.