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Doesn’t one burn more calories playing a round of golf than they would having sex?And sex alone only burns 21 calories.And to lose one pound of weight, one has to burn at least 3000 calories.
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
This reminds me of, “He’s interested in her happiness. In fact, he’s so interested, he hired a private detective to find out who was responsible for it.”
J Short almost 9 years ago
Before a golfer’s wife has sex she says, “Have a nice round honey.”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Golf is almost as healthy an activity as sex!
Well, almost…
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Keep your eyes on the ball(s).
wildfiregal almost 9 years ago
golf…a good walk wasted….( I think that was Mark Twain who made that observation)
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Some folks should just enjoy the “funny” comic and ignore the “filthy insinuations”…
Guilty Bystander almost 9 years ago
Get thee to a nunnery. Or stop reading the comments thread if free speech offends you.
californicated1 almost 9 years ago
Doesn’t one burn more calories playing a round of golf than they would having sex?And sex alone only burns 21 calories.And to lose one pound of weight, one has to burn at least 3000 calories.
FishDog93 almost 9 years ago
Now that made me laugh!
Linguist almost 9 years ago
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
You could always just ask him….
Dartpaw86 almost 9 years ago
“So Roz, has my husband been coming here, talking to ladies? Talking to YOU? and no my hat does NOT have a microphone so don’t bother asking…”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Tragedy in Brussels only a few hours ago…
english.ann almost 9 years ago
This reminds me of, “He’s interested in her happiness. In fact, he’s so interested, he hired a private detective to find out who was responsible for it.”