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More likely snapping turtles than sharks. They take a lot of ducks, ducklings especially. I have to smile at all of those heart-warming videos of a mother Mallard leading a dozen ducklings to water. A week later, they’re lucky if a third of the ducklings are left, the snappers having eaten well.
It’s a philosophy, not reality. I’m in the Caribbean at the moment, no sharks, but the currents could sweep you out to sea. Yesterday they were really strong, quite close to shore. Water is a really strange substance. I always test the water here before I can be comfortable. A healthy respect for water, could save your life.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
“You’re going to need a bigger duck.”
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
You never can tell if you’ve got drain sharks until it’s too late.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
More likely snapping turtles than sharks. They take a lot of ducks, ducklings especially. I have to smile at all of those heart-warming videos of a mother Mallard leading a dozen ducklings to water. A week later, they’re lucky if a third of the ducklings are left, the snappers having eaten well.
iafletch almost 9 years ago
Apparently sharks can attack in less than three feet of water.
That’s why I never take a bath!
(Old ’Hagar the Horrible" joke)
nossmf almost 9 years ago
If you lived with a tiger, you’d be paranoid also…
Chad Cheetah almost 9 years ago
How come Calvin’s stuffed toy comes to life, but not his rubber duck? A animate rubber duckie would make a completely different strip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Safety first.
Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago
If that a Guard Ducky, where’s the rifle and helmet?
Aaron Saltzer almost 9 years ago
Must have trust issues with his parents. Lol
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
Throw the monsters under the bed at the sharks and let them fight it out!
chovil almost 9 years ago
It’s a philosophy, not reality. I’m in the Caribbean at the moment, no sharks, but the currents could sweep you out to sea. Yesterday they were really strong, quite close to shore. Water is a really strange substance. I always test the water here before I can be comfortable. A healthy respect for water, could save your life.
rshive almost 9 years ago
Better safe than sorry.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 9 years ago
Someone tell PETA. Ducks deserve better than to be bait.
Sheila Hardie almost 9 years ago
Poor ducky.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I’ve already had my bath.
No duckies though.
xxx
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
Beware, the shark attack!
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
Huh. Fancy that. The URL is copied directly from the site’s FAQ page, but yer right, it don’t work!Try just this instead:www.dhmo.org
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
With better execution those could have been real good small cars.
Based upon FIAT, aka Feeble Italian Auto Trash…
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
What are the chances of a shark lurking is a bathtub?
I suspect it depends on how large a tub you have…
rklynch about 4 years ago
Makes sense to have a decoy….