Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 27, 2016

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    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    When he said “ripples in space” my first thought was a potato chip gag.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I thought he said “nipples in space”. I’m very disappointed.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    In case your wondering, they did detect a gravity wave.

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    phydeaux44  over 8 years ago

    Actually it’s the god Apollo.

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    kaystari Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I think its just a regular linguini wave.

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    ksu71  over 8 years ago

    Maybe my refusal to do the “wave” is what’s more and more making me earthbound. Or it might be the beer and peanuts.

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    Ray_C  over 8 years ago

    Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity in a nutshell:Time flies, gravity waves. Moe’s theory of the dripping continents: Due to gravity, all continents are being pulled toward the south pole. If you look at a globe, you see they are roughly tear-shaped, all headed south.

    Finally, Gore’s theory of global warming: whether the weather gets hotter or colder, whether the glaciers advance or retreat, whether the ocean levels rise or fall, they all prove his theory.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    In space, no one can hear one hand clapping….

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    alexzabala  over 8 years ago

    “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

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    news_techren  over 8 years ago

    Hi, Gravity! How’s it going?

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    Rcwhiting  over 8 years ago

    Sometimes gravity comes in handy. It was a hand-some wave. We knew when we had conquered space – it put its hand up… Sorry

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    dre7861  over 8 years ago

    It’s Apollo!

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    dre7861  over 8 years ago

    Wait until they discover the Gravity Finger!

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    rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago

    LOL, Mr. Rickard.

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    tea62  over 8 years ago

    This is silly. They’re missing the gravity of the situation.

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