A couple comes along…“Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom for Sale! How about you, Young Man? You look like you might be interested in a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom!”“Why don’t YOU go fly a KITE?!”“Uh, Young Lady, come on back, how about you? Wanna buy a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom?”(SLAP!!!)“THAT’S telling him, Hon! Let’s go!"
Swap those brooms out and put in motorcycles and you’d know why Hubby is too cautious to ride the motorcycle anymore.Anybody wanna buy a nice 2004 Suzuki Intruder? It’s a pretty pale blue with cream accents. Lot’s of power, cranks up easy (he keeps the dribble battery charger on it {and it always stays in the garage}), 2 helmets (never dinged), and I’ll throw in a pair of barely used saddle bags.
Ragtime78rpm over 8 years ago
I’d buy a broom that could do that in a second!
rickray777 over 8 years ago
A couple comes along…“Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom for Sale! How about you, Young Man? You look like you might be interested in a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom!”“Why don’t YOU go fly a KITE?!”“Uh, Young Lady, come on back, how about you? Wanna buy a Certified Pre-owned Flying Broom?”(SLAP!!!)“THAT’S telling him, Hon! Let’s go!"
clayusmcret Premium Member over 8 years ago
Get rid of it?! It’s just getting broken in!
xSigoff Premium Member over 8 years ago
Somewhere I heard that brooms are (?) ridden by witches with the sweeping end first, like a kid with a hobby horse stick of old. Just saying…
ksu71 over 8 years ago
Find Barney Fife. He’ll buy it.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
And I thought the Quidditch matches were rough!
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Brings to mind a scene from Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
The artwork maybe third rate (always), but the slapstick was top notch!
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
By an little old lady? Which one ?" The Little Old Lady from Pasadena " of course !
Dianne Shoelace over 8 years ago
Swap those brooms out and put in motorcycles and you’d know why Hubby is too cautious to ride the motorcycle anymore.Anybody wanna buy a nice 2004 Suzuki Intruder? It’s a pretty pale blue with cream accents. Lot’s of power, cranks up easy (he keeps the dribble battery charger on it {and it always stays in the garage}), 2 helmets (never dinged), and I’ll throw in a pair of barely used saddle bags.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 8 years ago
You mean you can’t trust used broom salesmen?