Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 25, 2016
March 24, 2016
March 31, 2016
Transcript:
The republican Vampire! The car is stuck! we'll have to make it to the castle! Cruz: Greetings. Please come one and be my guest, My conservative nature would not allow me to be discourteous. My name is count cruz! Cruz: I was born long ago in a distant, mysterious land known as canada. I came to this country and grew quite fond of it and its ideals Only I know the founding fathers intent for the Nation…. Man: I knew It Run! He's Undead! woman: heres a door! Aah ciphers Cruz: Theres no escape, No compromise! Succumb to my will! WOman: Yech! The sweat! The oil! The smart! man: whats that? Trump: AAR! Only trump can be top monster! CRASH Cruz: No! You fool! Trump: trump hate violence! But Trump want to smash face! BAd Things about to happen! BAck you brainless lummox! I know your weakness: the fire of true belief in conservatism! Trump: Trump not afraid of fire! Fier is trumps Friend! Nooo!! Next : You're fired!
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King_Shark over 8 years ago
If they made a movie of this I would happily pay to watch :D
Differentname over 8 years ago
With K-Sack as the Invisible Man?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 8 years ago
and Abbptt & Cpstello as voters trying to decide between these monsters.
disinterest over 8 years ago
Help me understand one joke… what are the “ciphers” about?
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ruben was being very kind to the Trump Hair
Plumb.Bob Premium Member over 8 years ago
If Obama was considered the magic negro then surely Trump must be the magic moron.
braindead Premium Member over 8 years ago
It continues to amaze that Republicans/Fox “news” viewers who were certain that Obama was not eligible to be president are now certain that Rafael Cruz is.
Despite being born a citizen of Canada.
Yeah, I know. He can just say “I renounce you”, “I renounce you”, “I renounce you”, clap his hands and turn around and POOF, he is eligible.
kapock over 8 years ago
@Christopher Vickers:
Of course, Grandpa was played by Al Lewis, who became a well-known lefty (i.e., actual left, not Hollywood liberal). It’d have been fun if he were still around as a rebuke to Cruz’s evil vampire.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ok now I’m freaking out. Be afraid very afraid
ickymungmung over 8 years ago
Kasich is the Mummy! It’s a wrap!
Galimatias over 8 years ago
What if that thing on his head catches fire?
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Looks like those “Republican base”-jumpers have taken a fall.