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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 2016
April 29, 2016
May 01, 2016
Transcript:
Not that I regret it, but it sure is weird blowing $17 million in one day... I guess it's back to clipping coupons and ironing my own t-shirts. All I've got left now is my memories. Curtis: And your Monet, of course. Zonker: Oh, right. Hey, do you think it looks good over the min-bar?
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Some people should not have money or Monet.
Ravenswing almost 9 years ago
He still has his British title, though …
sarazan7 almost 9 years ago
move those color tv’s!
jploch5408 almost 9 years ago
I want my MTV. (No, really. Just music videos.)
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
For 1 million he could have hired mercenaries to get Duke.
IncognitoPenguin almost 9 years ago
If you have no Monet..are you baroque?
MIHorn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A fool and his Monet are soon parted.
summerdog86 almost 9 years ago
Enjoying the puns of the day. Got any more?
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
If he had bought a French title he could be Count de Monet. (With thanks to Mel Brooks)
SunflowerGirl100 almost 9 years ago
He’ll have to drive a van. People will say, “Look at that van go!”
Flossie Mud Duck almost 9 years ago
If I had a Monet, I wouldn’t care about the $17 million.
Dean almost 9 years ago
Not to be one of those hated grammar cops, BUT second panel:-All he’s got left now ARE his memories. (plural object)
zensolo Premium Member almost 9 years ago
…so did his Mom finally keep 60% of the original jackpot?
jakko1 almost 9 years ago
The Monet will probably be worth more than 17 million.
Dennett Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I must have missed it, or just don’t remember. How did he blow the money?
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 9 years ago
NeedaChuckle“For 1 million he could have hired mercenaries to get Duke.”.A privatized version of using CIA drones and Navy SEALs to eliminate threats to the American people before they hurt our loved ones. As the philosopher Barney Fife explained, “Nip it in the bud, Andy. Nip. It. In. The. Bud.”