Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 2016

Some people should not have money or Monet.

He still has his British title, though …

move those color tv’s!

I want my MTV. (No, really. Just music videos.)

For 1 million he could have hired mercenaries to get Duke.

If you have no Monet..are you baroque?

A fool and his Monet are soon parted.

Enjoying the puns of the day. Got any more?

If he had bought a French title he could be Count de Monet. (With thanks to Mel Brooks)

He’ll have to drive a van. People will say, “Look at that van go!”

If I had a Monet, I wouldn’t care about the $17 million.

Not to be one of those hated grammar cops, BUT second panel:-All he’s got left now ARE his memories. (plural object)

…so did his Mom finally keep 60% of the original jackpot?

The Monet will probably be worth more than 17 million.

I must have missed it, or just don’t remember. How did he blow the money?

NeedaChuckle“For 1 million he could have hired mercenaries to get Duke.”.A privatized version of using CIA drones and Navy SEALs to eliminate threats to the American people before they hurt our loved ones. As the philosopher Barney Fife explained, “Nip it in the bud, Andy. Nip. It. In. The. Bud.”