Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 28, 2016

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Don’t try muting the opening with a pillow on your lap. It doesn’t look good.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Those aren’t pillows,they have big laps.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    “Now, hand me some of those Bugles… (CRUNCH! CRUNCH!)"“Shhhhhh!

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    Nick Danger  over 8 years ago

    Put them in a regular ziplock bag before you go to the theater.

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    eb110americana  over 8 years ago

    I realize both these strips are in “reruns,” but they just so happened to line up. Check out yesterday’s For Better or For Worse:http://fborfw.com/strip_fix/sunday-march-27-2016/

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 8 years ago

    That’s where a pair of Scissors in her purse comes in very handy.You are also less likely to need to buy another package when the first one yields so suddenly that it scatters the contents all over the floor.

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    cutiepie29  over 8 years ago

    So . . . you bring a regular ziplock bag from home and open the noisy package in the lobby, dumping the contents into the ziplock and trashing the noisy wrappings? Of course, then you’d have to make sure an employee witnesses you doing so, allowing them to testify that you are not bringing in outside food (since it is against the rules).

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