What, Peeping Tom’s don’t go out in the winter? You’d think that would be the best time of the year, nobody expects it to happen then, nor to find your frozen dead carcass the next morning outside their window.
This is definitely a pretty funny take on spring warming up. Thing is in my state its legal so long as you don’t trespass.
The last peeper I had won. It was 5am and he rattled my bedroom window. I grabbed my gun and flashlight and parted the mini blinds ready to scare the crap out of whoever it was. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw him was, “Oh sh!* I’m going to need a bigger gun.” It was a 350lb black bear licking the bird seed off my window. A 9mm wasn’t going to do the job so the bear won. After that I put my 12 gauge shotgun in my bedroom and got rid of the bird feeders.
You can tell the city folks in the comments-they have never heard the spring peepers-the first true sign that spring is finally here. For those who have not been blessed to live in the sticks near water the sound of the spring peepers elicits the same reaction after awhile as that evoked by Count Dracula in “Love at First Bite”…“Children of the night-shut up!”
The Duke 1 over 8 years ago
Not even remotely funny.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
OK, Sherlock, it’s time for the hound of the Baskervilles.
comixbomix over 8 years ago
What’s up for tomorrow? A hilariously twisty take on date rape? Advice for the aspiring up-skirt photog? What???
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Ribbet.
J Short over 8 years ago
Both were named Tom.
J Short over 8 years ago
Everyone take a deep breath and go to the next comic; everything is gong to be okay.
jbduncan over 8 years ago
Relax folks- just a cartoon.
derdave969 over 8 years ago
Oh well, guess I can’t even come here to elude the perpetually outraged.
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
What, Peeping Tom’s don’t go out in the winter? You’d think that would be the best time of the year, nobody expects it to happen then, nor to find your frozen dead carcass the next morning outside their window.
This is definitely a pretty funny take on spring warming up. Thing is in my state its legal so long as you don’t trespass.
teacherprof Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m usually a fan, but this one is not funny.
richardj over 8 years ago
Well, that’s … edgy.
paranormal over 8 years ago
To be followed shortly by gunshots.
miscreant over 8 years ago
The last peeper I had won. It was 5am and he rattled my bedroom window. I grabbed my gun and flashlight and parted the mini blinds ready to scare the crap out of whoever it was. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw him was, “Oh sh!* I’m going to need a bigger gun.” It was a 350lb black bear licking the bird seed off my window. A 9mm wasn’t going to do the job so the bear won. After that I put my 12 gauge shotgun in my bedroom and got rid of the bird feeders.
mshartline over 8 years ago
Almost as funny as the comments.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
You can tell the city folks in the comments-they have never heard the spring peepers-the first true sign that spring is finally here. For those who have not been blessed to live in the sticks near water the sound of the spring peepers elicits the same reaction after awhile as that evoked by Count Dracula in “Love at First Bite”…“Children of the night-shut up!”