Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 12, 2016

It’s the hole that defines the bagel. Otherwise, it would be a bialy! Bagels are holier that bialies. Filled with onions. Yum! Hold the mold, please.

So what is the meaning of Robs t-shirt?

Funny, I was walking my dog in the snow and woods behind my house last week and he found a stale looking blueberry muffin. We live in the country with only a few neighbors, so I expect a raccoon or skunk may have been in a neighbors garbage and drug it out there. I’m talking a good quarter of a mile back in the woods with two feet of snow still on the ground. Oh…and I didn’t let my dog eat the bagel or the hole!

Hey all! I used to work at a supermarket and late one night after a lot of the lights were dimmed down I got hungry and decided to grab a blueberry bagel from the bakery. In the eating area it was so dark it was pretty hard to see a whole lot but I did notice that the bagel had a somewhat… off taste to it.

But, I was hungry! So I kept going. Well, about 1/3 was through I just couldn’t get past the funny taste so I took a really close look. Fuzzy blueberries!

Funny, but I only got stomach craps. I still don’t recommend it, though.

I can’t believe he ate the whole thing.

Dogs are disgusting. Cats rule.

@gothic_beauty, cats lick their own anuses. Both pets do things we see as disgusting, but we love ‘em anyway. Just don’t lick my face!

Now about the strip today – Satchel in his usual wisdom has spotlighted the oxymoron of doughnut holes.

Now I’m hungry.

This is almost an installment of “Frazz.”

None of the panels show Satchel’s big belly. I miss it.

Holy whole hole philosophy.There is no bagel.

So what: Rob was looking to eat the moldy bagel himself?!?!

8 years of Obama?