Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 16, 2016

I must therefore conclude that every celestial body in the universe has a dangerously high concentration of unicorns at it’s center. Marigold is lucky to be on the surface.

I can hardly imagine Isaac Newton as a unicorn.

Attract, attracted, and attractive!

And, by the number of people that comment on this strip, i see that Unicorns also attract fans.

The charisma of Unicorns is so powerful that it can attract a fully ripe red apple from an apple tree in the middle of April.

:)

Or somebody could be really mean and say, “No, it’s not gravity, unicorns just suck.”

Okay, given that logic, where is my unicorn hiding, all these years? Invisible. Lurking. WATCHING! (Shudder)

1-0 ( My fellow fans of Dark Side of the Horse will get this )

I get it.

What’s cuter, the apple, the little girl, or the unicorn?

Phoebe: “This apple and me.”Marigold: “All the things I require.”

How absolutely charming of you, Marigold. What a lovely friend!

You attract me too, Marigold.