Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 29, 2018

if I recall from one C&H strip, Calvin asked his mother to make him a PBJ with the J in a separate container so he can spread it himself before it would soak the bread by lunchtime and wanted the bread slices to come from the middle of the loaf for he utilizes the end pieces for toast… she didn’t do it

Now, Lucy, you can’t eat it.

You’re lucky he didn’t shove the pieces in your face and give you a PBJ face Lucy.

I remember when the striped jars of PBandJ first came out…never bought one. For some reason it grossed me out. Also I like to make my own combinations, thanks. Now peanut butter and dill pickles—that’s good!!

Pain de Campagne with Crunch Time peanut butter, romaine leaves, anchovies, and croutons.

Olive bread with Old Fashioned Smooth peanut butter and manzanilla, kalamata, and picholine olives.

Candy crusted white bread with Smooth Operator peanut butter and lime curd.

Brioche with White Chocolate Wonderful peanut butter and fresh Clementine segments.

For pics: https://www.thekitchn.com/5-pretty-bizarre-peanut-butter-143876

For even more ideas: https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/10-ways-to-hack-a-peanut-butte-109570

It’s a wonder he didn’t turn green when she made him angry.

A touch of the Li’l Orphan Annies, there, in the second frame?

Good grief, CB, I never thought you’d crumb… er, crumble like that!

Well, if you can’t eat it, you’re obviously not hungry. Let me put it in the fridge, and you can take it when you want it.

How about an Elvis sandwich? PB and bananas. I think he fried it, if I remember correctly.

Your face is next, Lucy. :D

Just be glad he only did that to the sandwich, Lucy!

classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eueyYOMCRuc

I would have left it whole and stuffed it down your throat.

Serves you right, Miss High and Mighty.

“You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” “You got peanut butter in my chocolate!”

gee Lucy I can’t imagine why

About time you stood up for yourself, Charlie Brown!

Did they have jelly on them?