Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2016
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April 20, 2016
Transcript:
Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.
Dtroutma over 8 years ago
They aren’t really lying, it’s a camera on a hose.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh, and you won’t want to be wearing those pants once this stuff starts working.
lopaka over 8 years ago
Cartman?
Farside99 over 8 years ago
(Psst, did you give him “Love Potion Number 9”?)(Yeah, they’re such a hoot when it starts to take effect!)
MS72 over 8 years ago
now sign this waiver…
Homer J over 8 years ago
Been there, done that.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Barium…
Irvingj over 8 years ago
What do doctors do with their mistakes? Barium!
dflak over 8 years ago
According to Newton’s second law: you should become airborne once that stuff kicks in … “We have lift off.”
Dr_Fogg over 8 years ago
so proctologist are really ???
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hope the flying saucer’s restroom has plenty of TP.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Thanks all the same, but I gave up drinking mystery potions for lent.
Strob Premium Member over 8 years ago
Proctoscope – a long narrow tube with an a**hole at either end.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh that reminds me: I AM due for a colonoscopy!
naturally_easy over 8 years ago
They call it “Go-Lightly” when it should be called go explosively.